Erlaza

Location[]

Universe-->Basilicus Prime Cluster-->Ad Noctum Galaxy-->Erlaza

Astronomical Statistics[]

Star name: ERLAZA-star Lifetime: approx. 7.78 billion GY Temperature: approx. 8192 Kin Mass: 7.14E+29 Tretel Age: 9 billion GY Class: Former K(3.0), now non-existant.

2000000000 GY ago ERLAZA-star exploded, and very big space was cleaned. Then space gas compressed into big bomb, which exploded and formed present Erlaza system. But now ERLAZA-star is almost disappeared. The Anterstar is like a black hole, it sucks any thing it can but it pushes them away to Neitherstar. Neitherstar is always exploding, and hot star material comes to ERLAZA-star. ERLAZA-star pushes this star material to Erlaza-planets. Star material falls to planets, it makes volcanos, and then it is going down. And then it transforms itself to potassium permanganate. Potassium permanganate is in the center of planet, in big caverns.

History, politics etc.[]

The Erlaza star system was normal star system, but now ERLAZA-star isn't really a star. Eh... It is a star, of course, but planets do not rotate around it. They stopped because of friction. Planets are cubical, not spherical. There is 7 Erlaza-planets: Erlaza I, Erlaza II, Erlaza III, Erlaza IV, Erlaza V, Erlaza VI and Erlaza VII. They are inhabited mostly by pigs, but not like Earth pigs. They are with big fur, they may be pink or green. They can also fly. The Erlazians do espionage, theft, plunder, hunting and commerce.

The religion is Swyheenism, also called Zwanngzhu. It tells: do everything yourself, do not expect God's help. But if you can't do something, you can write magic letter about what you need to address of Swyheen or any other "zwanng" persons: Swyheen, Green Healer Swine, Woukez(Geizel Zeienraahto), Emker(Swinnie Xhrewkov) Beihai the Pignorth etc.

Erlazians eat everything, but most popular food is glückoza-soup with salt. Erlazian art is music, pictures, architecture but not so much, etc.